Dear Engadget,
We told you this day would come; that is to say, the day where you are knocked off your poncy diamond-encrusted news throne and into the black abyss of ignominy. I guess that's what you get when you become Sony- and Apple-bandwagoning pikeys. I suppose we should congratulate you for finding what everyone thought was rock bottom, and smashing through it like a nuclear bomb through paper. For this, we thank you. We admit, we couldn't have gotten to where we are now without your fall from forgottenness to complete discomfiture.
In closing: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *cough* ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *wheeze* ha ha.
Sincerely,
TGT (The Thirdgen Times)
My nickname bears no real importance or symbolism. The day I came up with it was January 9, 2005. That was the day I saw Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece "Full Metal Jacket". I was in desperate need for a nickname for Halo 2 and I couldn't really think of anything, so I just changed "jacket" to "parka" and here I am.
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